Dave bought me a copy of a book the other day, called Me v. Everybody: Absurd Contracts for an Absurd World. This is seriously some of the funniest shit I have read in ages. Some examples of the contracts in this thing:
- Contract for Entry Into a Long-Term Relationship
- Contract for a Blind Date
- Agreement for Peaceful Sharing of Single Bathroom Among Multiple Users
- Contract for the Immediate “Relocation” of your Boss
Seriously good stuff. Highly recommended.