Archives

2008.07.20: The Darkest Knight
2008.07.18: Fannie Mae / Freddie Mac
2008.07.18: I Never Thought The Day Would Come...
2008.07.07: Heller Thoughts
2008.07.06: Airline Recommendations
2008.06.20: High Performance MySQL, Second Edition
2008.06.11: I'm Voting Republican
2008.05.20: Gordon Ramsay - Man After My Own Heart
2008.05.19: Air Guitar Nation
2008.05.10: Best Flickr Photoset Yet
2008.05.05: MicroHoo, The Aftermath
2008.04.07: Best Game Ever
2008.03.15: The Government Makes Counterfeiting Money Easier
2008.03.11: 0U PDUs
2008.03.04: RIP Gary Gygax
2008.02.24: Sarah Silverman Is My Hero
2008.01.30: Commuting Humor
2008.01.27: My Life As An Unemployed Bum
2008.01.12: Ch-ch-ch-ch-change....
2007.12.17: UPS QuantumView Notify Deemed "Useless"
2007.12.03: QOTD
2007.12.02: Children Of Men
2007.11.19: Creation Museum
2007.11.08: Poor White People? Nah.
2007.11.04: Why CBS Are Idiots
2007.11.04: Brian Williams Is Actually Funny
2007.11.02: The WGA Should Hire This Guy
2007.10.30: On The Yankees
2007.10.24: He Was A Good Kid, My Ass
2007.10.24: Reality TV Game Show Observations
2007.10.23: Movies That Should Have Been
2007.10.18: When Life Imitates Art
2007.10.17: A Whole New Meaning To Controlled Substances
2007.10.16: Two Words: Awwwwwwww Yeah.
2007.10.16: To Punish And Enslave
2007.10.16: Iraq To Blackwater: Get The Fuck Out!
2007.10.14: Lars And The Real Girl
2007.10.14: How To "Unmanage" An Apple Desktop
2007.10.13: Drink Lots Of Water
2007.10.03: City Of Kingston Police? Useless.
2007.09.24: Active Directory Is Friggin' Clueless
2007.09.21: Next Up: Monopoly Money Worth More Than U.S. Currency
2007.09.19: He-Man
2007.09.16: Superbad
2007.09.15: Been A While
2007.09.14: MT4
2007.09.14: Why Homeschooling Is On The Rise
2007.09.13: Google Moon X-Prize Thoughts
2007.09.11: Time Machine To The Rescue
2007.08.14: "The Scooter" Scoots On
2007.07.19: Holy Crap! A Republican I'd Vote For!
2007.07.05: J.J. Abrams - Marketing Genius
2007.06.18: Love Ya Jerry, But I'm Gonna Have To Call "Bullshit"
2007.06.11: Sopranos Finale
2007.05.23: The Worst Time For Your Product To Fail
2007.05.20: Yahoo Strives To Be Number Three!
2007.05.06: Funniest. Post. Ever.
2007.04.26: The Proper Democrat Strategy
2007.04.17: Virginia Tech
2007.04.12: It's Official
2007.04.09: Quicken Bill Pay Cautionary Tale
2007.04.02: Yankee Stadium Parking
2007.03.27: Oh, I Am So There!
2007.03.15: The Dark Side of Yahoo
2007.03.06: Oh, No! Male-on-Male Lip Contact!
2007.02.23: My Life Is A Crappy Star Trek Episode
2007.02.19: Dear Lazyweb...
2007.02.12: Fuck The Grammy Awards
2007.02.08: Crazy Ass Dream
2007.02.05: Paris Exposed
2007.02.02: In Five Months, It All Comes To An End
2007.01.29: Celebrating Death
2007.01.23: How To Lose A Customer, The Classmates Way
2007.01.15: There's No Crying In Counterterrorism
2007.01.14: Get Your War On
2007.01.01: My Christmas Gizmos
2007.01.01: Almost Over
2006.12.30: OK, Seriously. Best cover ever.
2006.12.29: Crown Of Thorns
2006.12.29: The Power Of A Typo
2006.12.17: Where I've Lived
2006.12.11: Best. Cover. Ever.
2006.12.05: Zawodny's Law
2006.12.03: Wow Does The New Yahoo!TV Suck Fetid Moose Balls or What?
2006.12.02: Getting Screwed By Handbrake
2006.11.26: Pies Are Dangerous -- But We'd Like To Feed Them To Our Soldiers
2006.11.05: Today's Object Lesson: Terra Nova Four Seasons Pizzeria
2006.11.05: Borat
2006.11.01: A Note To The Vassar Community
2006.10.25: Common Decency
2006.10.01: Dear Lazyweb...
2006.10.01: It's Funny How The Mind Works
2006.09.22: Today's Object Lesson In Cabinet Design
2006.09.18: Britney Spears, Child Thief?
2006.09.17: Quotes From The Concert
2006.09.11: Pieces Are All In Place
2006.09.07: Authentication Required
2006.09.06: Automated Ad Placement: Not Always The Best Thing
2006.09.03: Take The Blue Pill
2006.08.18: Death By Double-D's and Other Liquid-Like Pursuits
2006.08.10: In Retrospect...
2006.08.03: I'm Torn
2006.07.31: The Satisfaction Of A Job Done Well
2006.07.28: Up The Irons! Maiden's Back!
2006.07.14: Checking Off Items On That "To Do Before I Die" List
2006.07.12: Reminiscing
2006.07.09: Self-Control or Just Bad Customer Service
2006.07.09: Rental Cars and Toll Plazas
2006.07.09: Thoughts From My Chicago Trip, Day 1
2006.07.07: Sheltered Much?
2006.07.05: On North Korea
2006.06.28: Superman!
2006.06.23: Weird Dreams
2006.06.21: David Koresh: The Videogame
2006.06.14: Tech Support Fun
2006.06.09: Easy Come... Easy Go....
2006.05.24: Hell
2006.05.24: Work Happenings
2006.05.23: Burning Bridges
2006.05.16: Dear Lazyweb...
2006.05.16: But Remember, Yahoo Isn't Pissing On Mac Users
2006.05.15: Seven Years Of West Wing
2006.05.13: I Don't Understand the Contractor Business
2006.05.10: Halo 3 Trailer From E3
2006.05.03: In Other News: Satan Ice Skates To Work
2006.04.28: I Wish I Was Someone's Boss...
2006.04.28: Mario Brothers, Live
2006.04.21: Life Is Short
2006.04.21: The High Price Of Concert Tickets
2006.04.20: Bluetooth Headset
2006.04.19: Gettin' Ready...
2006.04.12: Google's Dual-Class Stock Structure Questioned
2006.04.12: Michael Keaton Should Put His Money Where His Mouth Is
2006.04.11: The Beatings Will Continue Until All Students Look Alike
2006.04.11: UK Reader Needed
2006.04.05: New Show On My Agenda
2006.04.04: The Importance of Copy Editing
2006.04.02: Musical Interlude
2006.04.01: Dear Lazyweb
2006.04.01: Spring Is Here
2006.04.01: April Fools Madness
2006.03.30: Good Help Is Hard To Find - Especially In The Bronx
2006.03.30: Churches Can Be Cool
2006.03.29: Wanna Playtest?
2006.03.29: Movie Review Catch-Up
2006.03.29: No OSCON For Me This Year
2006.03.29: Immigration, Specifically The Illegal Kind
2006.03.23: The Meaningless Fifth Amendment
2006.03.21: The Li'l Woman Is Gonna Wonder Who I Am
2006.03.19: Homewood Suites Are Pimp!
2006.03.17: Why Can't HVAC Systems Be More Efficient?
2006.03.17: Cisco Are Retards And Should Have Their Internet License Revoked
2006.03.11: SWT : Scrabbling While Tired
2006.03.11: Battlestar Finale
2006.03.10: Dear Lazyweb....
2006.03.10: We're Back!
2006.03.01: Good Notes In Life, Part 2
2006.02.27: Google's Do No Evil Clause
2006.02.26: On The Importance Of Taking Good Notes In Life
2006.02.21: Profanity Filters Without Context Sensitivity
2006.02.16: A Public Service Announcement
2006.02.14: RIP, G'Kar. Andreas Katsulas Passes On.
2006.02.10: HBO Looks Up "Asshat" In Dictionary - Finds It Says "See 'HBO'"
2006.02.05: Somewhere, a Fact-Checker Should Be Losing His Wings
2006.01.30: Dear Lazyweb....
2006.01.26: I'm It?
2006.01.26: An Auspicious Start To The Day
2006.01.23: Primary Elections
2006.01.19: Back To School -- At Vassar
2006.01.12: Ding! 60!
2006.01.08: Primer
2006.01.03: Putting Off The Inevitable
2006.01.01: Where Derek Sees Someone Who MUST Make It Onto His 2006 Dead Pool
2005.12.31: Year End Recap and 2006 Preview
2005.12.22: Christmas Goodness
2005.12.20: I Love It When A Plan Comes Together!
2005.12.20: Taylor Law, the MTA, and the TWU
2005.12.18: West Wing Speculation
2005.12.16: RIP, John Spencer
2005.12.13: Today's Asshole Manufacturer Award Goes To: Kohler
2005.12.08: Mental Illness Not An Excuse
2005.12.07: SAGE? LOPSA? WTF?
2005.12.06: Married Housing, Anyone?
2005.12.05: Dear Interweb...
2005.12.04: LISA Mealtime Planning
2005.12.04: Should I Be Concerned?
2005.12.03: LISA '06 Checklist
2005.12.02: Let's Play Our Game
2005.12.01: LISA Prep
2005.11.27: Dingy Friday
2005.11.23: Bush Trigger-Happy, Blair "The Sane One"
2005.11.21: What Am I Thinking?
2005.11.21: "God Bless The Internet"
2005.11.13: My First Asterisk Server
2005.11.13: Oh My God! They Killed Alpha-Bits! You Bastards!
2005.11.12: Pink Floyd Reunion (oh yeah, and some other musicians, too) Now Available on DVD
2005.11.10: Amazon Gold Box? More Like "Shit Box"
2005.11.05: Speaking of Rings....
2005.10.27: Hey Roger,... "No Ring For You!"
2005.10.25: Earth To Selig: "Shut the Fuck Up"
2005.10.18: Bad Customer Service Weekend, Part Two
2005.10.18: Bad Customer Service Weekend, Part One
2005.10.14: Banned Books
2005.10.13: Video iPod And Such
2005.10.12: Yahoo IM and MSN... yowza or yawn?
2005.10.11: Baseball's Done Until April
2005.10.10: Cat Détente
2005.10.03: Fucking With The Poor
2005.10.02: Cat Update
2005.09.28: Public Education
2005.09.27: Quote Of The Day
2005.09.25: Let's Get Ready To Rumblllllllle!
2005.09.25: Moving Day
2005.09.24: Eve Of Destruction
2005.09.23: U-Haul: The New Bane Of My Existence
2005.09.21: The Definition of "Awesome"
2005.09.19: A Weekend Away From It All
2005.09.14: Comments In Blogs
2005.09.12: Red Vs. Blue
2005.09.11: Walking Like a Zombie, a Retrospective
2005.09.10: The Power Of Bad English
2005.09.08: Me v. Everybody
2005.09.07: Dateline: 11:52
2005.09.07: I Miss Telecommuting
2005.09.07: Rock Star: INXS Craziness
2005.09.06: FEMA? Incompetent? Nay, sir! Thou dost defame the incompetent!
2005.09.06: So Long, Li'l Buddy
2005.09.06: Who's Really To Blame in NOLA
2005.09.04: Three Meals From Revolution
2005.09.04: Star Wars Lego
2005.09.03: Rehnquist
2005.09.01: Building On A Flood Plain
2005.08.31: Windows... Windows... Windows...
2005.08.30: Oh My God, You Arrogant Little Fuck!
2005.08.29: All The News That's Fit To Print
2005.08.25: NJ Court Rules That NJ Law Rules The Land
2005.08.24: Scheduling Ugliness
2005.08.21: GenCon Days Two Through Four Recap
2005.08.19: GenCon Day One Wrap-Up
2005.08.16: Vendor Amusements
2005.08.12: Check Engine
2005.08.11: A Cry For Qmail Help
2005.08.08: Why I'm Not A Cellular One Customer
2005.08.06: Officially Thankful For The Four Hour Layover
2005.08.05: Long Week At OSCON
2005.08.02: Slashdot: Clueless As Usual
2005.08.01: KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAN! (UPDATED!)
2005.07.30: Layover
2005.07.27: Bill Frist, Not Getting How The Constitution Works
2005.07.24: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
2005.07.22: Daylight Wastings Time
2005.07.21: Welcome To The Police State
2005.07.21: Sender Authentication Schemes
2005.07.21: Yan
2005.07.20: New Gig
2005.07.18: Assumptions
2005.07.18: Getting Rid of the Jeep
2005.07.11: Meet The Family
2005.07.04: On Overselling
2005.07.03: Andrew DeFaria
2005.07.03: Live 8 Coverage, Redux
2005.07.03: Oh, now there's an interesting point....
2005.06.30: Live 8 Coverage
2005.06.30: HIPAA X12 837 Generation
2005.06.25: Moron Absentee Parents, and Random Acts Of Kindness
2005.06.24: Disobey The Warnings At Your Own Peril
2005.06.23: Tom Cruise, A Little Full of Himself
2005.06.23: Fucking Vultures, I'm Tellin' Ya
2005.06.21: Batman Begins
2005.06.16: Housing Associations
2005.06.16: Wacky-Ass Dreams
2005.06.13: I Should Learn, or, Why I Hate Brown Today
2005.06.13: So What's New And Exciting?
2005.06.06: Why Must Hollywood Fuck Up Good Movies?
2005.06.06: When You Can't Trust The Courts To Uphold The Law, What Is There Left To Do?
2005.06.05: Dogma Dictates That Pope's Personal Secretary Goes Straight To Hell
2005.06.04: Anthrax
2005.06.02: The Script We Never Saw
2005.06.02: How To Lose A Sale
2005.05.29: Orson Scott Card Is An Asshat
2005.05.29: Home DVD Jukebox
2005.05.26: Finale Recap
2005.05.25: Runaway DA Is More Like It
2005.05.23: Peaks and Valleys
2005.05.20: Were People Always Touchy Idiots Or Is This A New Thing?
2005.05.19: Derek's 3 A.M. 'Sith' Review
2005.05.18: Things Ya Learn At Fat Camp
2005.05.18: Garage Door Madness
2005.05.18: Mother Wants Yearbooks Recalled. No Word If She Wants Stick Pulled Out Of Her Ass As Well
2005.05.18: The Great Experiment
2005.05.12: Mr. Motorcyclist? Yes, Mr. Darwin Has Called... He Wants To Talk To You...
2005.05.12: Spring Cleaning, The Hard Way
2005.05.10: It's Over
2005.05.08: What A Weekend
2005.05.06: A Little Piece of Joy
2005.05.05: "Runaway Bride" and Compensation
2005.05.05: End Of Semester Thoughts
2005.05.05: Key Art Awards
2005.05.04: I Hate My Jeep
2005.05.04: Oh Yes, It Shall Be Mine
2005.05.03: The Death Of TiVo In My Home
2005.05.03: Office Annoyances
2005.04.30: Where College Sucks Derek's Social Life Into Oblivion
2005.04.29: Hitchhiker's Guide
2005.04.28: Holy Panic Attack
2005.04.27: Because American Politicians Are Stupid, American Public To Get Another Useless Dollar Coin
2005.04.25: Justice Is Blind...
2005.04.24: The Day The Customer Service Died
2005.04.23: Messin' With The TSA
2005.04.21: Private Game
2005.04.18: Saugerties Insanity
2005.04.17: My First Real Tournament
2005.04.17: Google: "Do No Evil" My Ass.
2005.04.16: What. The. Fuck?
2005.04.16: So How's Your Day Been, Derek?
2005.04.15: MySQL Licensing Practices, Again
2005.04.13: Mark Says It All
2005.04.13: Livin' Solo Again
2005.04.12: Multiple Choice
2005.04.11: Audiobook
2005.04.10: What Makes The Yankees Special
2005.04.08: Sam's Club Funniness
2005.04.08: All-Nighters
2005.04.07: Crazy-Ass Weather
2005.04.07: Say It Ain't So
2005.04.06: I Should Be In Bed...
2005.04.04: When Did We Become A Nation of Pansies?
2005.03.30: Remember When...
2005.03.30: The Definition of "Suckage"
2005.03.29: Yahoo! 360
2005.03.29: Tipping
2005.03.29: Darwinism By Rain
2005.03.28: Terri Schiavo
2005.03.27: Overheard In New York
2005.03.25: Since When Is Good Friday a Fucking Holiday?
2005.03.24: Work/Blog Collision
2005.03.22: Network Architecture
2005.03.21: The Courts Don't Work
2005.03.18: My Constitution Must Be The "Abridged" Version
2005.03.14: Crappy Day
2005.03.13: Shipler The Moron
2005.03.12: What Not To Do
2005.03.11: Busy Weekend
2005.03.10: How Not To Design A Motor-Vehicle Ticket Tracking System
2005.03.09: Moronic Judge Tells Kid To Do Schoolwork All Summer
2005.03.08: Anti-Tivo Bias
2005.03.07: Good Customer Service
2005.03.06: How Not To Get Things Done
2005.03.03: UK Address Needed
2005.03.02: Good-Bye Sipowicz!
2005.02.25: To The Library With Ye!
2005.02.18: The Reality Show I Want
2005.02.17: Not Worth The Effort
2005.02.16: My Most Overplayed Album
2005.02.13: It Happens Everywhere
2005.02.11: Been Thinkin' Of Movin'
2005.02.09: Weird RewriteRule Behavior In Apache
2005.02.08: Slow Down. Check Your Input.
2005.02.08: The Vending Machine Likes Me
2005.02.07: Copyrighted Public Space
2005.02.06: If You Don't Like The Ranting....
2005.02.05: Man I Love Comment Moderation
2005.02.04: Moving
2005.02.04: Dean Wormer Goes To Double-Secret-Afterlife
2005.02.01: In God's Country
2005.01.28: Four Words
2005.01.27: Boston Doesn't Listen
2005.01.26: The Costs Of Bank (In)security -- Passed On To The Customers
2005.01.24: Office Dwelling
2005.01.23: DVD And Book Collections
2005.01.23: Where's The Lake?
2005.01.21: Frustration, Defined
2005.01.19: Helping Out A Friend
2005.01.17: Social Ineptitude Revisited (Hopefully Never Again)
2005.01.12: Social Ineptitude Revisited
2005.01.09: Radical Changes Can Be Good
2005.01.09: On Being "Whipped"
2005.01.05: Roadside Memorials
2005.01.05: International Shipping
2005.01.04: Dead Man Walking
2005.01.03: A Day Off, Wasted
2005.01.01: Where Are You, TiVo?
2004.12.31: Companies Should Rotate Their Sysadmins Every Couple Years
2004.12.30: After The Tsunami Has Past...
2004.12.29: Dream Concert
2004.12.27: Blogspot/Blogger Stupidity
2004.12.24: You Asked For It, I Supply
2004.12.22: It Was a Day Of Highs, It Was a Day Of Lows
2004.12.22: Go Alexander Bulay!
2004.12.20: A Long Time Coming
2004.12.19: Funny Ex-Wife Story
2004.12.19: My Day At Bay 101
2004.12.16: Yummy Yummy Yummy, In-N-Out In My Tummy
2004.12.14: Air Traveller's Required Reading
2004.12.14: Lord of the Rings Is Satanic (But Only The Extended Edition)
2004.12.13: Winter Break Is Here
2004.12.12: TV Show Episodes, Bittorrent, and the Perception Of Theft (or "SHOW ME THE LOSS!")
2004.12.11: I'll Take "Why I Left Your Bank" for $200, Alex?
2004.12.08: Froogle Lameness
2004.12.07: Battlestar Galactica
2004.12.06: Parking Update
2004.12.06: Here We See The Priorities Of Higher Education
2004.12.03: Spoilers (No Spoilers Contained Within)
2004.12.01: Taiwan
2004.12.01: Catching Up Can Be Hard
2004.11.30: This makes no sense
2004.11.29: Crazy-Ass Dream
2004.11.29: Sir Edmund Hillary - Curmudgeon
2004.11.29: ActivePerl and Linux
2004.11.26: Black Friday
2004.11.26: World Of Warcraft
2004.11.24: Translations
2004.11.21: Saved!
2004.11.19: The Firefox Plugin I Want
2004.11.19: How Not To Wake Up
2004.11.18: The All New Productivity Singularity
2004.11.16: Random Quote
2004.11.15: College Security Notice
2004.11.14: THAT'S IT?!?!?!
2004.11.13: Productivity Singularity
2004.11.13: Interesting Constitutional Question
2004.11.13: Winter's Here
2004.11.11: I'm An Old Man
2004.11.09: Not All Crappy Service
2004.11.07: County Fair In Derek's Apartment
2004.11.07: Radical Democrats Write To "The Red States"
2004.11.04: Nevada Man Wins Elected Position In A Card Game
2004.11.04: Questions
2004.11.04: asshole.jpg
2004.11.03: Spotted On The Web
2004.11.03: Glad I Didn't Stay Up
2004.11.02: Numbers Game (Not What You Think)
2004.11.02: I'd Like To Announce My Candidacy For $POSITION
2004.10.31: My Faith In My Fellow Man (At Least Partially) Renewed
2004.10.30: How Not To Treat Good Customers
2004.10.27: Advice For Boston
2004.10.26: Pinhead On The Lecture Circuit
2004.10.23: From The "Wasting Your Advertising Dollars" Department
2004.10.21: Amazon Confuses the Heck Out Of Me
2004.10.20: World Series Dreams Shattered
2004.10.18: You'd Think A Liberal Arts College Would Understand Sentence Structure
2004.10.16: Career Rejuvenation, Shatner Style
2004.10.15: I Thought We Got Past This
2004.10.14: All I Ask, And I Mean All I Ask, Is Good Customer Service
2004.10.14: HIV And Superheroes Don't Mix Well
2004.10.10: A Taste From The Past
2004.10.07: It's The Fund Drive
2004.10.05: RIP Rodney Dangerfield
2004.10.03: Catching Up -- The Debate
2004.09.28: The Left Needs To Let It Go
2004.09.26: I Wish I Was Nosy
2004.09.23: Republicans Try To Make Supreme Court Their Bitch
2004.09.23: Brown Is Confused
2004.09.21: Movie Prints
2004.09.21: Day Off
2004.09.19: My New Addiction
2004.09.18: Why I Don't Hold The Door Open For Strangers
2004.09.17: Movie Casting
2004.09.17: Maybe Kofi Annan Read My Blog?
2004.09.16: The Camera I Want
2004.09.16: Brain Dead Web Interfaces
2004.09.15: More Boston Market Fun
2004.09.15: California Suckers Its Teachers
2004.09.14: Fun With Truckers
2004.09.12: Fuck Boston Market
2004.09.12: George Standard Time
2004.09.11: Mandatory Gratuities
2004.09.11: On September 11th
2004.09.11: Pictures Online
2004.09.09: Is This Valid?
2004.09.08: I Should Be Working
2004.09.07: Bob Costas For Commissioner
2004.09.07: I Predict "A Battle With TicketMaster"
2004.09.06: Time To Upgrade Your Browser
2004.09.06: The Anti-Spam Clique
2004.09.05: Weather-Related Annoyances
2004.09.04: Aging Well
2004.09.01: Funny Money
2004.08.31: Chuck Yerkes
2004.08.31: No, Not Crappy, GREAT Customer Service
2004.08.31: Some Classes Are Much Easier With Life Experience
2004.08.30: Screw Friendster
2004.08.27: On Reticence to Put People In Long Term Care
2004.08.27: Selling Votes
2004.08.26: Pete Has a Blog
2004.08.26: Bees Followup
2004.08.25: What Can Brown Do For Me? It Can Eat My Ass!
2004.08.24: So Begins The Final Week
2004.08.24: Bad Kids
2004.08.24: McDonalds? Altruistic? My Ass!
2004.08.22: Final Wrap-Up
2004.08.22: GenCon Final Day Notes
2004.08.22: Mushy Feelings Abound
2004.08.21: Sniff, Sniff, What's That Smell?
2004.08.21: The World Premiere Of The Barroom Blitz
2004.08.20: Day Two Breather
2004.08.19: The Calm Before The Storm
2004.08.18: Getting My Geek On
2004.08.17: Non-Orange Fiber Optic Cable
2004.08.16: Olympic Crap
2004.08.13: AvP
2004.08.11: iTunes Music Store Rocks
2004.08.11: If You're Going to IM Random People, Expect Random Responses
2004.08.08: Damn, Whodathunkit?
2004.08.06: Now That It's Public
2004.08.06: Yahoo Censors Employee, The Net Responds
2004.08.03: Grand Theft
2004.08.03: Telemarketers Must Die
2004.08.02: The Persistence of Sex
2004.07.29: OSCON Day Two and Three Wrap-Ups
2004.07.27: Weird Recurring Dream
2004.07.27: OSCON Day One, Wrap-Up
2004.07.26: The Funniest Thing I've Read In Weeks
2004.07.26: Too Eager For 24x7 Access
2004.07.25: The Bourne Supremacy
2004.07.25: Tipping
2004.07.25: Live From Portland!
2004.07.22: Government Intervention
2004.07.22: Escape From New York
2004.07.20: NOW I Remember Why I Use Debian
2004.07.18: Those Little Oval Stickers on Cars
2004.07.15: Trade Rags
2004.07.12: Geek Grammar
2004.07.11: I Miss Chicago
2004.07.07: Spider-Man 2
2004.07.07: It's Scottish Music, I Tell Ya
2004.07.06: What are the odds?
2004.07.03: My Friend The Wage-Slave
2004.06.29: X-Box Live
2004.06.27: Poker
2004.06.27: Running Red Lights
2004.06.23: Did They Call?
2004.06.22: More From The Moron Cable Company
2004.06.21: Journalist Detained For The Felony Of Being A Journalist
2004.06.21: Crappy Customer Service, And They Admit It (Part II)
2004.06.21: Crappy Customer Service, And They Admit It (Part I)
2004.06.21: A Rousing "Hell, Yeah!"
2004.06.19: My Cable Company Are Morons
2004.06.19: Citibank Be Gone!
2004.06.19: Woman Pays $50 Fine, Year Later Is Shackled And Detained By Customs For Not Paying It
2004.06.18: "...Stone Knives and Bearskins"
2004.06.16: Service Charge? I Don't Think So.
2004.06.16: SixApart Wakes Up And Smells The Coffee
2004.06.12: How Long Would It Take?
2004.06.12: The Right To Choose Your Customer
2004.06.11: How I Spent My Friday Afternoon
2004.06.10: Expensive Power Cords
2004.06.07: Shoulda Used FedEx
2004.06.06: Ronald Reagan, 1911-2004
2004.06.05: Another Movie I Can Delete From My TiVo
2004.06.04: Today's Crappy Company: Midas Brake Shop in New Paltz!
2004.06.03: Expensive Day
2004.06.03: Yahoo "Anti-SpyWare" Plays Favorites
2004.06.01: Man Defends Self From Attacker, Gets Fired By Employer
2004.05.31: ... Roots and Berries ...
2004.05.31: For The Love Of Christ!!
2004.05.31: First Week At College Recap
2004.05.30: There Is No Justice
2004.05.30: ATM Gives Out Counterfeit $20, Bank Tries To Weasel Out Of It
2004.05.29: Burning Bridges
2004.05.29: The Day After Tomorrow
2004.05.29: Sorry Day
2004.05.28: Time
2004.05.27: Sleep Schedule, All Out Of Whack
2004.05.24: Bureaucracy, Thy Name Is Education
2004.05.24: Damn Higher Education All To Hell!
2004.05.23: I Am Now A Two-Fisted Telephone Guy
2004.05.21: How I Use MT
2004.05.19: Prisoner Abuse Plea Bargains
2004.05.18: A Picture Is Worth 100 Gallons
2004.05.16: The Definition Of Embarassment
2004.05.16: Site Moved
2004.05.15: The MovableType Tool I Want
2004.05.15: Sleep
2004.05.15: Movable Type Migration Options - A Comparative Chart
2004.05.13: Looks Like I'll Be Dumping MovableType Soon
2004.05.12: An Eye For An Eye
2004.05.11: Jack Bauer: The World's Most Inept Federal Agent
2004.05.11: The Best Laid Meals of Mice And Men
2004.05.10: Sweet! Mustaine Is Back!
2004.05.10: Abuse of Prisoners
2004.05.09: On "The Game" vs. "Friendship"
2004.05.08: Before There Was "Airline"...
2004.05.06: Time For a New Phone
2004.05.05: People Who Can't Tell Time
2004.05.04: From The "This Is Very Boring" Department...
2004.05.02: Tribal Casinos
2004.04.29: Review: "The Punisher"
2004.04.28: TMDA
2004.04.25: Canon Elph Thoughts
2004.04.22: Thoughts on "24"
2004.04.17: Help Wanted: One Network Engineer
2004.04.17: Saturday Laziness
2004.04.16: Dinner Outing
2004.04.16: Down and Dead In The Magic Kingdom
2004.04.16: Random Notes At The End Of The Week
2004.04.15: Caffeine
2004.04.15: Day One Recap
2004.04.15: MySQL Licensing Revisited
2004.04.14: Testing Ecto
2004.04.14: Lower Rendezvous Quotient
2004.04.13: MySQL Users Conference, Day -1
2004.04.12: Hey You! The Absentee Mother!
2004.04.12: Airport Hotspots Are Cool
2004.04.12: All Packed
2004.04.09: OK, NOW It's Real
2004.04.08: The Book Is Real
2004.04.08: Bug Reporting On Software
2004.04.08: This Is So Not Fair
2004.04.06: Queensryche Can't Do Basic Math
2004.04.04: Daylight Savings Time and Other Minutiae
2004.04.03: College Bookstores
2004.04.02: MySQL Apparently Doesn't Understand The GPL
2004.04.01: Comparing and Contrasting
2004.04.01: 11 Days To Go
2004.03.31: Clueless Telemarketers
2004.03.31: The Thing In Iraq Today
2004.03.30: AmEx Dorkiness
2004.03.29: Quicksilver, Redux
2004.03.28: Drug Testing In Baseball
2004.03.28: John McCain Is My Hero
2004.03.28: Cube-Homeless
2004.03.28: Modern Technology
2004.03.27: How NOT To Market A New TV Show
2004.03.26: Gold Box Madness
2004.03.25: GenCon Sessions Accepted
2004.03.24: Derek's Fight With Third Party Aggregators Begins
2004.03.23: Jury Duty Lunchbreak
2004.03.23: Boring as Hell
2004.03.22: Fighting With Stylesheets
2004.03.22: Derek, Yeah, Can You Clean Out Your Cube?
2004.03.21: Live Metallica
2004.03.21: Irony
2004.03.21: Not A Lot Of Sleep, Not A Lot Of Food
2004.03.20: Overbooking
2004.03.19: Gettin' Da Funk
2004.03.18: Thank God For Updated Documentation
2004.03.18: Wade's Cool Code
2004.03.17: New Net Law
2004.03.16: What iTMS Needs
2004.03.16: JetBlue
2004.03.15: Tonight's Culinary Lesson
2004.03.15: Fun At The UPS Store (or "Why I Usually Use FedEx")
2004.03.14: Plush Schwag
2004.03.14: Random Thought On "Jack"
2004.03.14: A TiVo Record
2004.03.13: I Am A BBC American
2004.03.12: Cell Phone Number Re-Use
2004.03.10: How To Screw Your Customers, The Cisco Way
2004.03.09: How To Screw Your Customers, The Veritas Way
2004.03.08: Red Vs. Blue
2004.03.08: Brrrrrrrr
2004.03.07: Credit Card Logic At Amazon
2004.03.07: Biking The Chernobyl Hot Zone
2004.03.06: Where Open Source Doesn't Seem To Work
2004.03.06: Today's Rant: The Juror System
2004.03.05: Spring Training
2004.03.05: Quicksilver
2004.03.04: Thank God Almighty! Free At Last!
2004.03.04: Gojira, Out Of Retirement, Heading Back For Social Security
2004.03.04: The Good Stuff
2004.03.03: Frequent Bureaucracy Miles
2004.03.03: Not-So-Super Wednesday
2004.03.02: Ensuring Your Past Doesn't Haunt You
2004.03.02: Dinner Fate
2004.03.02: If You Allow Comments On Your Blog...
2004.03.01: Ask Elopes
2004.03.01: Another Day, Another Country In The Empire
2004.02.28: I Don't Know Which Is Worse
2004.02.28: As The Month Winds Down
2004.02.26: On Derek's Presidential Agenda
2004.02.26: An Update To Picking A Major
2004.02.26: The Evils Of Derek's Past Are Overrated
2004.02.25: Cannibalism Or Just Eating Your Friends?
2004.02.25: Social Security
2004.02.24: It's Official
2004.02.22: Yet Another David Ghent Story
2004.02.22: Nader Hates Bush, Decides To Run And Guarantee Another Term For Sitting President
2004.02.20: You Can't Escape Your Past
2004.02.20: Third World Countries Shouldn't Have Internet Access
2004.02.20: That's Not Rocket Science
2004.02.17: It's About !@#*(!)@ing Time!
2004.02.17: Number 13
2004.02.16: Racism
2004.02.16: Chinese Food
2004.02.16: A-Rod
2004.02.15: Thank Goodness For iTMS
2004.02.14: Under The Tuscan Sun
2004.02.14: The 5-Minute Rule
2004.02.13: "Yes" or "No", pick one.
2004.02.12: Trackbacks Are A Privilege Not A Right
2004.02.12: On The Defense of Marriage
2004.02.10: Star Wars Coming Out On DVD. Long Time Fans Ignore It
2004.02.10: Telecommuting Does Not Mean "Doesn't Do Shit"
2004.02.09: Celebrities And Crime
2004.02.08: Grammy Awards
2004.02.08: Fresh Stuff
2004.02.07: Internet Presence For Companies
2004.02.06: Defining Levels of Geekiness
2004.02.04: Signed? Unsigned? What's the Difference?
2004.02.03: News Agencies? Learn From Their Mistakes? Never
2004.02.02: A Glutton For Literary Punishment
2004.02.02: This Is The Part Where A Burden Is Lifted From His Shoulders
2004.01.29: Any Excuse To Make Me Upgrade
2004.01.29: Clueless Medical People
2004.01.26: First Sale Doctrine? That's News To MGM/UA
2004.01.25: You Know It's Cold When...
2004.01.24: Orkut
2004.01.23: What's It Take To Be African?
2004.01.23: Wanted: One Smart Attorney
2004.01.23: Are You Using Yahoo's My RSS?
2004.01.22: What If Dean Doesn't Get The Nom?
2004.01.21: My Short List