*ring*
DB: Hello?
DumbFuck (DF): Is this Woodstock Taxi?
DB: No, you have the wrong number.
*click*
*ring*
DB: Hello?
DF: Woodstock Taxi?
DB: No. You have the wrong number.
*click*
*ring*
DB: This is not Woodstock Taxi.
*click*
*ring*
DB: Woodstock Taxi!
DF: Uhhhh, hi, I need you to pick up some medicine for me at the drug store, it's already paid for.
DB: What drug store?
DF: Eckard's
DB: In Woodstock?
DF: Yes.
DB: Where's it going to?
DF: address_of_dumb_fuck
DB: And your name?
DF: Dumb Fuck
DB: and your phone number?
DF: phone_number ... I just borrowed money to pay you will it be less than seven dollars?
DB: Yes. We'll be there in about thirty minutes or so.
*click*
*laughs* That's great.
I would have loved to see the person's face when the taxi never showed up. :-)
Totally! Oh man, if it was like, old and poor woman, and like, trying to get her insulin, so he wouldn't, like, go into diabetic shock, that would make it even more hysterical!!
Serves her right for bothering Derek on a Sunday!!!
Brilliant :)
We used to do this all the time in Ohio. Our number was very similar to a school. Everytime there was snow, we'd get calls asking if school was closed:
Me: "Yes, the bus drivers don't think it's safe."
Then: "Okay, thanks."
Heh. :-)
I'd.rather.not.say: I'd think the same thing if somebody called once or twice, but when somebody calls 4 times in a row, they are just being stupid, and deserve whatever they get.
Or should Derek have just continued to answer the phone over and over again, saying "you have the wrong number" all night?
DB: Hello?
DF: Hey, is Cindy there?
DB: Ya, she's under my desk right now. *click*
One never knows the real price of a wrong number. Chase the bow and the rain will flow and the wetness are the tears of the hurt.....