You know, for as much spam as I get about the Paris Hilton Video, and for as much as people are talking about it, you'd think there'd be a shitload of places hosting it that aren't like professional porn/spamhauses.
Here I decided "I'll see what all the fuss is about with this damned video"... I've never been a huge porn-hound, but it's not like it disgusts me or anything...
Thing is, it's damned near impossible for me to find a copy. ;-) Maybe it's that with all the years I've spent actually paying for my software that I've completely lost whatever knack I used to have for finding illicit items on the net, and I just have a problem paying for something that was illicitly distributed to begin with, and that everyone else seems to be obtaining for free. ;-)
UPDATE: Someone e-mailed me a URL for a WMV file, except that for some reason it "requires Media Player 9", but the latest Media Player 9 for the mac completely fails to handle the file... so I guess I'm now looking for the MPEG version. Sigh. Maybe I'm just not meant to watch. ;-)

http://www.ircspy.com/search.asp?searchtype=xdcc&searchtext=paris%20hilton
It's stupid and overhyped, but hey, you asked :)
http://www.neurobashing.com/blog/archives/000643.html
my 'titillating' review, if you'll pardon the pun.
The sad thing is that the porn hound I am, I have no clue what this is about. I'm assuming someone named paris hilton took a pamela anderson style video of herself being naughty? I've been hearing about "the paris hilton video" for ages, but I have yet to even have a clue who paris hilton is. Daughter of the hotel hilton person. Ok. And?
No, really, I'm being serious here. No, really.
Just use kazaa lite
I too was interested in what it was all about and snagged a copy with a bit of searching. Talk about a disappointment. You'd think if a scandel is going to be created over something like that it'd be over GOOD porn...not a cheezy, third rate, 12 yr old production with night vision. I've had more excitment and fun watching Snails race.