I ordered myself up for delivery (insert gasp of shock and awe here) their chicken combo thingy that has a whole chicken and some sides (can you say left overs?) All is well, and I think to myself that maybe just maybe Boston Market will redeem itself in my eyes.
I get a call a couple minutes later. Apparently, "they have a whole chicken, just no white meat" ... I don't bother going into how what the phone guy has just said is biologically impossible, but it's clear he wants me to OK him just sending me a bunch of dark meat. Being a white meat kinda guy, I tell him "ya know what, just make it ham instead of chicken and that'll be fine."
So he starts to recalculate the price. I'm thinking to myself this is to see if the ham is a better deal or something. He is having trouble of some sort and says he'll call me right back with the amount.
Ten minutes later he calls me and, sounding all gracious, tells me "well, we can't seem to void out the old order, so we're just going to bring you the ham instead of the chicken and make it cost the same, ordinarily, it'd be a couple dollars more."
And here I am thinking to myself, "That's good, because if it'd cost one penny more than the order you originally sold me over the phone, I'd've told you not to bother and that asked to speak to a manager to go over the hows and whys of why Boston Market sucked fetid dingos' kidneys."
Ugh.
