Derek's 3 A.M. 'Sith' Review

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Keeping it all in the extended body, for those who are truly anal, but it should be pretty much spoiler-free.

Random thoughts....

- Mace Windu: As promised by Sam L. Jackson, he does not die like a bitch
- George Lucas: Still can't write a love scene to save his life. The move believeable love scene in all six movies is still the one Harrison Ford adlib'ed on Empire after getting frustrated trying to say the crap that George had written
- Anakin's Descent into the Dark Side: Believable
- Yoda: Still got game.
- R2: Also got game.
- C-3PO: No game. Also, no memory anymore. Sucka.
- Natalie Portman: Still hot. Still gonna be my wife some day and just doesn't realize it yet. OK, maybe not my wife, but I'd settle for playtoy.
- Ewan McGregor: I swear he looks like a young Sir Alec Guinness. The casting on him was great all the way around.
- Planets Seen: Coruscant, Tatooine, Kashyyk, Alderaan, Utapau, Mustafar(sp?)
- Mace Windu: Oh, yeah, still a Bad Mutha Fucka. Forgot to mention that.
- Best Quote (for timeliness): "This is how liberty dies. With thunderous applause." (Padme, as Palpatine declares himself Emperor, to the roar of cheers)
- Worst Line: Anything in a love scene. Seriously.
- Cool Continuity: Ewan McGregor's lightsaber prop is the same one Sir Alec Guiness used. Hayden Christiansen's prop (which he loses in the battle scene, and which is recovered by Obi-Wan) is the same one that is given to Luke in Star Wars.
- Lamest Cameo: Chewbacca. Why?
- Worst Continuity: Obi-wan watching the "Security recordings" in the Jedi Temple, showing Anakin rising before his Sith master, except that didn't happen in the Jedi Temple, it happened way across town.

OK, that's enough. I'm going to bed.

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Blah, blah, blah Sith from How Do You Spell That? on May 19, 2005 9:29 AM

1. No I haven't seen it. 2. No, I'm not going tonight to see it. 3. No, I'm most likely not going to see it this weekend either. 4. Yes, I will pay Mr. Lucas his $7.00 to see Anakin turned into good old Darth Vader. Just don't know when it will happen.... Read More

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Portman, huh?: RAGE! (tempered slightly by your willingness to let a tiny dog ride shotgun on our weekend away.)

I dunno. She's considerably less hot with the Sinade O'Conner look:

http://story.news.yahoo.com/photo/050517/482/bau10705171933

I wouldn't worry too much D ;)

Just means now's the time to act, before she gets überhot again. :-)

Have you seen Closer Derek?

Not yet. it's in my Netflix queue though.

Oh you might just get plenty of time to "act" ... plenty.

I thought the security camera scene was a different one from the one he pledged his loyalty to sidious.. considering the dialog was totally different and didn't include a pledge. Looked more like he reported after killing off all the kiddie jedi.