The Script We Never Saw

This is some of the funniest shit yet. It's the Revenge of the Sith script as only true fans could have re-written it. An example:

                       EWAN MCGREGOR

            It's over, Hayden. If you jump over

            to me, I will cut your shit off.



                     HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN

            You underestimate my power to

            decide not to jump to the low ground

            in front of you where I will be able

            to safely continue duelling, but to

            instead try to jump all the way over

            you and get my shit cut off!



He JUMPS and gets SLICED AND DICED. Then COMPLETELY BURNED.



                     HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN

            Motherfucker!



                       EWAN MCGREGOR

            I'm leaving, Hayden! Even though

            you are writhing in agony, I won't

            do the humane thing and put you out

            of your misery. You're the dick,

            though.