So he's being all gracious about it, and not pressing charges after a prankster squirted him with water from a squirt-gun at a movie premiere.
I feel so much better knowing that the lead half of TomKat is such a magnanimous man that he will let slide the despicable and vile act of anointing him with maybe .5cc of common tap water. I mean, seriously, the nerve of those folks! Everyone knows that only Evian, blessed by the holy leaders of Scientology, is ever allowed to touch The Disciple Cruise. Even the rain is specifically forbidden from falling on his head. If a scene in a movie requires him to stand in the rain, there's a lot of water blessing going on that day, let me tell you.
It was fucking water, you pompous, self-righteous ass. A guy squirted you with water, not like hydrochloric acid or something. If that's the sort of thing that sets you off, it's no wonder that whole marriage thing didn't work out for you before.
Dick.
Personally I would have smacked the guy over the head with a microphone.
Come on now Derek, he was gracious enough to give the guy an interview, and the sneaky little twerp squirted him with a trick microphone to get footage for an up and coming prank tv show about celebs.
Oh, no, he got wet! The heavens and earth shall move!
That's what I mean by "full of himself". He deigned to come down and speak with mere mortals, and one of them dared do something funny! The horror!
I must have mis understood the whole situation. I thought it was a training tool. Like when you are training a dog to stop barking. The dog barks, spray it with water. Would it be bad if he could be trained to not talk in public?
Why do I have a feeling you'd rant no matter what the guy said? I mean.. what was he supposed to say? He'd get quoted regardless... don't get me wrong, I can't stand him (he's a shitty actor) but.. honestly, when everything you say is quoted what is the right thing to say?
come on derek, i believe you are way off on this one... first tom acted very professionally, anyone (even yourself) would have been outraged and possible acted violently.... secondly, who knows what you are being squirtted with ??? if we allow it, it will start with water and then move into what ??? urine ... come on, show some respect here.... it does not matter who you are interviewing.... it's a matter os respect.
I'm sorry, I don't think I would ever be "outraged" to be hit with a shot of water from a freaking water pistol.
Are you seriously using the "slippery slope" doctrine? Oh no, it'll escalate into urine, then who knows what else!?! Yikes.
It was water. If it was something else, eh, OK, then maybe get upset. But it was water. "chilling out" would be a really good plan for the Cruisemeister.