Wacky-Ass Dreams

I won't pretend to interpret this one. Seriously.

I'm apparently living on campus at Marist. But in a building that doesn't exist (the place I'm living is actually like a house, except that it's located where a parking lot is today). There's a big-ass woodchuck or mole hole in the ground near the white picket fence (Seriously, a white picket fence). I look down the hole with this flashlight (the hole is huge, like 5-6" across) and I can see that there's this huge cave down there. And I see turtles surprised by my light (awww) then I see that there's other turtles. And seriously, they begin to have a knock-down, drag-out war... like four-on-four. Oh, and the turtles have these cool designs painted onto their shells.

So I say "wow, that's cool" and then head off to class. I meet one of my roommates there, who apparently is John Cusack. I don't remember much of what followed that, except that it involved a large group of the class walking out, and as we passed through another classroom, we were saying things like "Two shows daily, folks, 8 and 10, please tip your waitresses." .... then I bailed on my buddy John Cusack so I could go head over to the radio station and do some heavy metal radio show on the campus radio station.

That's when I woke up.

That is seriously one of the most whacked out dreams I've ever had.