So I received an e-mail earlier this morning, telling me I hadn't made any payment on my postseason tickets for any (potential! potential! mustn't anger the Baseball Gods) postseason play. But then they followed that message with another, explaining that it was sent in error:
Please disregard the following email. According to our records your 2005 Postseason Account is paid in full. Sorry for the incontinence.
Incontinence? I didn't realize they'd sent me anything like that via e-mail.
What yellow stains? Those aren't stains, I spilled lemonade!!! I swear!!
Nah, The Yankees are just pissing themselves after Schill shut them down.