D and I went to see Def Leppard tonight. She's a real trooper, not being a Lep fan at all, but she put up with a loud rock concert all for the love of her man. :-)
Runner-Up for "Quote of the Night":
Me: I'm starting to get kinda annoyed. This bitch is totally like taking over the space in front of my seat like she owns it.
D: Umm, babe, your seat's over here.
Me: ... ... Oh. So, um, I'm the asshole.
D: Yeah, kinda.
Quote of the night:
Joe Elliott is introducing Rick Allen, the crazy one-armed drummer, and asking the crowd to give him a round of applause. D is slapping my stomach.
Me: (puzzled look) Huh?
D: You can only do it one-handed, right?
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