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An Awesome Night

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Last night, when I should have been at the Blue Man Group show, I was passed out sick in bed at the Bellagio. My boss went to the show without me (can't say that I can blame him).

What's interesting though, is what I missed out on last night. Before the Blue Men come on stage, they "warm up" the audience by introducing visiting celebrities, dignitaries, etc., on an LED scroller-board, ask them to stand up, tell the crowd what they're famous for, ask the audience to applaud for them, or scream their name, or whatever. And then at the end the "last" person is just a nobody. The board says something like "SOANDSO IS JUST A NORMAL PERSON. EVERYONE SAY 'WE LOVE YOU SOANDSO'".

Last night, while I was not in the theatre, I was the "normal person".... they rattled off my name, asked me to stand up (I never asked my boss if he stood up in my place), etc., etc....

My boss showed me pictures he took, and I was sad. I had missed something that would have been really funny-cool.

Tonight though.... I got something far..... FAR cooler.

I got to be on-stage with Penn and Teller. More importantly, I got to participate in a trick I have always wanted to participate in - The Magic Bullet trick.

The principle of the magic bullet trick: There is a yellow line down the center of the stage which NONE SHALL PASS. On one side of the stage is Penn, with a .357 Magnum revolver with a laser sight. On the other side is Teller, with an identical weapon. Two audience members are called up, on either side of the stage. They specifically ask for people "who know guns". Each volunteer selects a bullet at random from a bullet purse. You then sign the head of the bullet with distinctive markings. The volunteers also draw a distinctive picture on the shell casing (both in your choice of Sharpie colors). The volunteer then is invited to inspect the weapon, and verify that it is what it appears in all respects to be... a badass Colt Python with a laser scope. The volunteer then, seeing his autographed shell-casing go into the cylinder, pushes the bullet into the cylinder, and observes the closing of the cylinder. Penn (and Teller) both at this point are holding the weapon away from their bodies and in plain sight the entire time. Two pieces of plate glass are also inspected by the volunteers to ensure that there are no pyro devices attached, and that it is real glass.

The guns are placed in holders on stage (again, in full view) while they go suit up into body-armor. The volunteers are shuffled offstage while this happens. They then proceed to come out, aim the weapons at each other through the glass, and fire the weapons at each other. They then turn to the audience to show, in their teeth, bullets they have "caught". The volunteers are called up on stage to take the bullet out of the opposite side's mouth, and confirm that it has their initials on it. They then return to "their" magician, and remove the shell-casing from "their" magician's sidearm, and confirm that the shell-casing is the one they signed. The bullet is inspected for striations from the barrel. Both the bullet and the casing are inspected for evidence of having been fired. The volunteer also inspects the glass to confirm that the hole goes all the way through the glass (which does not shatter but just has a big-ass hole in it)

I've seen this trick done by Penn and Teller a dozen times in various forums (live, TV, etc.). I've watched it on television and from the third row. And every time I've come away with the same feeling - it HAS to be a pair of plants. The only way I could see that it works would be to have the volunteers be in on the gag, signing the other's initials on the bullet, or something like that.

But now I know... it can't be dependent on a plant, because yours truly now has in his possession, one used bullet and shell-casing, plucked from Teller's teeth (well, technically spit into my open hand, but the principle is the same).

My latest theory would be that there is some sort of MASSIVE misdirection that enables each of them to:
(more after the break, in case you're squeamish about magic-trick reveals)

Kindred Spirit

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This guy could be my long lost brother....

The Credit Card Company Doesn't Accept Penis

Being Human

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I've always been a big fan of a lot of BBC shows. The writing is usually just "a notch above" American television, generally speaking.

My latest fixation is a BBC Three production, called Being Human. It follows three characters - a vampire, a werewolf and a ghost, trying to live "normal lives" as best they can, given their particular states of affairs.

The title is an obvious play on the fact that none of them actually are human, or in any way capable of being human. It's only two episodes in, so far, but it's really compelling, with a good sense of humor in the writing. It's not available on BBC America yet, but I highly recommend looking it up on your favorite, um, web-based source of British television programming. :-)

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